chaystar:

wth is going on here

The reality I have concocted for this image:

There is a young woman on the computer- the only viewable child of the house. Both her parents are at work and sadly neglect her daily.

They have one strict rule however- the dog is not allowed in the house.

Engrossed in her Tumblr obsession, she has fallen into her parents’ habits and neglected and ignored her dog’s outdoor activities. With both neglectful adult owners and a distracted child owner, it has unfortunately not been neutered. SO IT HAS BRED. Many, many, many dogs.

The mailwoman you see running at the top left? That is Paprika & she hates the house with the passion of a million suns. She avoids it when at all possible. Heaven forbid the family receive a late bill and she be required to enter the zone of many, many neglected, horndog puppies.

THE END.